After urinating, I always dry my penis with toilet paper (I urinate in a stall ALWAYS).

A glowing commendation for all to see

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Everything is better with a good hug

HIGH, HOLD! DIP, BUY! HIGH, HOLD! DIP, BUY! ANYTHING ELSE MAKES GOD CRY!

How are you planning to pass the time this weekend?

Whats the best dialogue you have ever heard in porn?

YAAAAAAAAAAASSS.

When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.

Call an ambulance, I'm laughing too hard.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Everything is better with a good hug

I'm in this with you.

Looking like you're working is hard work.

Submitting my proposal to reclassify Radiolarian fluid as:

You magnificent bastards

When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.

Everything is better with a good hug

What did the Emperor and other primarchs think about Sanguinius's wings?

When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.

"Ah. See, that would be an ecumenical matter..."

Everything's better with a good hug

When goodness lifts you

Snow leopard blep at Dublin zoo today!

COVID-19 Megathread: 16/03/2020

PC crashes on every game I play.

Luck of the Irish

PC lights turn on, but no peripherals active

When is quantity better than quality?

Gives 700 Reddit Coins and a month of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Ireland v England | 16:45 UTC | 6 Nations, Round 1

Been playing for 5+ years and just found ground autofire by accident.

SEC settles charges with Tesla's Elon Musk, will remain as CEO but relinquish chairman role

What ship should I buy?

How are we all? Sunday morning thread.

The Lynessa 'bug fix' is actually a bug fix

11 dead, 41 hurt as suicide bombers hit Indonesian Churches

Are there transgendered/gender fluid people in the Star Trek future?

It's 2024 AB (Anno Brodini), Hearthstone Year of the Fraggle

relevant link in the comments

Irish Survivor passing time until wife returns from visiting the family.